The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing.

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Rasputin never died that day, as an immortal being. He hid for decades, before dropping the “Ras” and slipping back into Russian politics.


*does interpretative dance

*does translation dance

*does interpretative dance

*does translation dance


Welcome to “I HEARD THE CAT PUKE BUT DON’T KNOW WHERE” the game where your eyes try to find it before your feet do.


Conference calls are fun because no one knows I’m really home with massive diarrhea.

Boss: For the third time, PLEASE put us on mute.


I’m just a boy. Standing in front of a girl. Who is changing into a werewolf. Now I’m standing in front of a werewolf.


I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other.


I’d be that girl in the movies that can’t successfully hide from the killer because my stomach growls.


*amateur magician does tablecloth-pulling trick, knocking everything over*
Cat in audience: Oh, this guy’s good