@DaddyJew: The fact that there ain't no rest for the wicked is probably why I'm always so tired
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@jazmasta: They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.
@TrueTorontoGirl: Dave: I don't want to sound stupid.... Me: Then stop right there and say nothing.
@KelleysBreakRm: The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
@Parker_Simpson: Why do people say,"You can't make this stuff up." Nope. Not true at all. You can literally make up anything you want anytime.