The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it “Contains Peanuts” makes me extremely nervous for the human race.

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Newsflash KIDS: The woman who paid for the fries gets to “steal” as many as she wants.


My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn’t return it.


[playing 7 minutes in heaven]

doctor: ok lol plug him back in now


Does Chewbacca use body wash or just shampoo and conditioner?


Batman: Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I’m not a real superhero. I’m tired of being walked all over.

*[Jesus enters]

Aquaman: Dammit!


UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film



The most unbelievable part about Sesame Street (a show with an 8 foot bird) is that there is only one grouch in the whole neighborhood.


During A$AP Rocky’s hearing today in Sweden he was asked if he goes by any nicknames.

His response: “Yes, Rocky, A$AP Rocky, pretty motherf*cker”



me: *having prostate examination*

doc: omg, when was this last wiped?

me: WHAT

doc: *pointing to dust on table* i must speak to the cleaning lady


Mocking commerce students is all fun and games until you realise you have no financial knowledge and you make arguments like “uBeR hAS a nEt WoRtH oF 100B$”.