@c12h22o11balls: The first rule of kite club is that we don't talk about kite club. Last time, the guys from Fight Club heard and they beat us up pretty bad
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@sarcasticmommy4: I tried that whole "if you love something, set it free" thing but my kids are still here.
@Mr_Kapowski: Why does the airport entice me and call it a baggage carousel if I'm not allowed to ride on it?
@Sassafrantz: Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.