@BrandonEsWolf: The flight attendant keeps saying "Please stop asking for peanuts. Busses don't have flight attendants."
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@mzyvonne7: I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday
@moutheaters: Her: I have butterflies in my stomach Me (trying to impress): My skull is full of wasps
@seanscrap: Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine.