@envydatropic: The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong
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@LagunaBeachPOV: I want a name that can only be written using straight lines, so I'll be changing my name to Wilx Kivz.
@Chumpstring: cop: you’re coming with me me: [being handcuffed] but i don’t even know you cop: get in the car me: will you take me to disneyland cop: what do you think me: maybe
@aPunch2theJunk: HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR LIFE: Whisper "You should have killed me when you had the chance" to the person in the bathroom stall next to you.
@TheGrimKing: Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit.