A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents; he’s expected to be seven times as annoying about it.
The garbage man is late.
I think he’s been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
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Dress sloppy at work and people will think you don’t know what you’re doing. Dress too nice and people will think you know what you’re doing. So you see my dilemma.
the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?
For all the people who doubted me:
You were right
TIDE: Hey, where ya goin’?
MOON: Oh, um, I’m just gonna go over here.
TIDE: Okay cool I’ll come too.
MOON: No, no, that’s fine…
TIDE: This is fun, ilu so much.
MOON: That’s nice, I’m actually gonna go back to where I was.
TIDE: omg that’s amazing, me too.
I don’t always make my order as complicated as possible, just when the server is showing off by not writing it down.
NOBODY MOVE I JUST LOST A FOLLOWER AND HE IS PROBABLY ALONE AND FRIGHTENED
There sure are a lot of hot Canadian chicks on Twitter….if I knew Canadian, I would totally hit on them.