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@delusions_of: The guy at the urinal next to me doesn't appreciate my theories on "Game of Thrones".
@o__0Dev: VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions
@13spencer: Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty.
@treywafer: On behalf of black people, I'd like to apologize for Nicki Minaj
@Breadery: If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles.
@tastefactory: PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms:
LOL - Lucifer Our Lord
BRB - Burn Religious Books
TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi