@DurtMcHurtt

The guy I cheat off moved seats before today’s spelling test, like he’s teaching me some kind of lessen.

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@SSparklesDaily

Well I guess someone had to be the cautionary tale. You’re welcome, everyone.

@Adar79Angie

If I’m facing away from you during sex, assume I’m quietly enjoying a snack.

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@jwoodham

You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it’s really weird.

@coalslag

Apparently, if you put a possum in the mailbox, you’ll get a new mailman…