@canadasandra: the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed
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@Bandersnaaatch: You gotta know when to hold em Know when to fold em Know when to walk away Know when to run This concludes your parenting course.
@SergioValenCo: If a woman asks if you "notice anything new" tell her "I do, your beauty surprises me every day." Then continue thinking about velociraptors
@_NinJar: [museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? "through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say?" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
@carlyken: Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*