Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going into the forest and abandoning society is okay. Befriending a pack of wolves and assimilating into their wolf pack is okay. Howling at the moon is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.
The Indian version of “How I Met Your Mother”is just a single episode called “I Met Her At Our Wedding”.
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“My brother’s coming over for dinner.”
Ugh, is he still talking only in country names?
*brother walks in* “Chad Hungary. Jamaica Turkey?”
I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.
Someone just used the phrase, ‘that’s a big load’, on this conference call, and suddenly I’m paying attention.
Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I’ve only had two.
*Turns up “Eye of the Tiger”*
*jumps imaginary rope*
*takes awesome nap*
*crowned World Nap Champion third day in a row*
10 year old: What was it like?
Me: What was what like?
10: Being alive in the 1900’s?
Me: Go to your room.
Him: What’re you doing
Me: Watching a chicken strip
H: Why don’t you just eat it
M: BECAUSE SHE’S BUSY DANCING, TODD