@qwertygirl: The Internet: An electronic version of, "Now, why did I walk into this room?"
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@Contwixt: It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head.
@Iwriteforcats: Pharmacies could save a lot of hassle and just have customers walk through a denim detector to see if they're cooking meth.
@AndyAsAdjective: ME: I love you HER: ME: I said I love you HER: sir, I can't give you extra curly fries…please just pay for your order