@ShittyComedian: The joke's on you officer. That breathalyzer won't tell you how much cocaine I've snorted tonight.
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@ArfMeasures: Wife: We have 4 kids already, I think we should start using protection! Me: haha yes I'll sort it [Later] Son: Dad can I have- Bouncer: Step back
@bIessbaby: over 7 billion people in this world and u think I'm gonna chase someone who doesn't even want me? hahaha that's exactly what I'm gonna do
@LizHackett: I was in the grocery store when Vogue came on, and while nobody could keep up with my choreography, security did let me finish the routine.