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@LittleMissAngr1: The key to breaking bones is to make sure they are someone else's.
@Laddy42: I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said "No!". For one thing, we don't have any kids...
@secondofhername: Me: *pouts at front facing camera*
Front facing camera: I have a girlfriend.
@mattZillaaaa: My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them
@TheAlexP: I keep my enemies closer because you can only throw a rock so far.
@Tha6God: I HAVE BEEN TO FOUR DIFFERENT FABRIC STORES LOOKING FOR THIS 'WIFEY MATERIAL'!
WHERE COULD THIS TYPE OF MATERIAL BE!?