@Lisabug74: The man next to me has cologne so strong that I’m dizzy with hallucinations, plus all those mushrooms I took.
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@HitsBelowBelt: You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Ya, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.
@FinallyHeSleeps: I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane.