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@AmznMovieRevws: The Maze Runner. #MazeRunner
@PostCultRev: I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas.
@FuckabillyRex: Gave a lady on the bus my seat and then sang Coldplay's Yellow to her and it was so emotional she had to get off at the next stop.
@shariv67: Moms. The original autocorrect.
@joeldanger: Every birthday is a surprise party after you turn 80.
@AndPlayDad: I don't know what the big deal is.
Putting my toddler to bed is easy...
In fact, just tonight, I did it 25 times.