“If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-”
SHE ONCE COMMENTED ‘FIRST’ ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO
*ring bearer vomits*
You Might Also Like
Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone.
shaggy: help my gf caught me cheating
rikrok: *screams absolute gibberish*
shaggy: this is serious she has me on video
rikrok: say it wasn’t u?
shaggy: ok i’m gonna go
I don’t care if you’re 30 or 50, sometimes I’ll flirt with you.
Omg eww, get away from me!
Dad I’m gay
*Dad rips newspaper*
I like guys dad
“Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second”
[getting cuffed and arrested]
me: but officer it was medicinal
cop: again, there’s no such thing as medicinal homicide
(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane)
5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN’T STRONG & HE’LL DIE SOON RIGHT
Pulls out flip phone, flips open, stares at screen, closes, clips back to hip.
Phone doesn’t even work; I do it for the ladies on the bus.
Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight
Jesus: WHO IN DAD’S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!”
*judas slyly slips phone back in robe*
Trojan’s next commercial should just be a guy saying “See?” while pointing at my kids when they’re fighting over a cookie.