@ieatanddrink: The more you learn about Ebola, the more terrifying it is
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@shariv67: The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need.
@shariv67: If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working.