@7_Cents

The name’s Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond.

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@007Rex_Inc

I dont get laid nearly enough for someone who can name five different types of pokemon.

@SentenceReduced

Stuffed animals are strange like an actual tiger will tear you to pieces but here ya go kid, sweet dreams.

@noog

Wolverine: You know what I can’t heal?
Jean: What Logan?
Wolverine: A broken heart

*professor x starts laughing from the other room*

@usermcuserface

(Drops)
Damn it
(Drops)
Damn it
(Drops)
Damn it
(Stabs it)
(Drops)
Damn it

– me trying to eat with chopsticks.

@BoogTweets

Me: you seem disappointed

Dracula: *holding a bloody Mary* it’s fine, I’m fine

@wit_haze

I don’t want to give away my exact locale but I’ll just say I can see the moon from my kitchen. Please don’t abuse this info.

@yungfedora

*hits bong*

*abuses bong*

*bong calls bong protection agency*

*bong custody taken*

*bong put in foster home*

*bong misses old life*

@CornOnTheGoblin

[sits backwards in chair so i look cool]
date: you’re gonna miss the movie

@rickolantern

The human race won’t go extinct when our blood turns into high fructose corn syrup

Our demise will come when hummingbirds figure it out