@kevinseccia: The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says "kill, kill, kill" as his eyes swirl...
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@mommajessiec: 6yo: I like my hair short and long. I want my hair to be short and long at the same time. Me: *shows her a picture of a mullet* 6yo: Oh no.
@RichRogersIoT: My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home. I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
@Dawn_M_: This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse.