@Fickle_Filly: The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress.
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@roxiqt: Words are fun. A "bat" can be a piece of sports equipment or an animal. A "spirit" can be a ghost or a beverage. A "content" creator can be someone who creates videos or who walks around screaming all of the time.
@Proxic0n: SCIENTIST: Behold The self-esteem powered car! Come take it for a drive ME: uh okay *gets in* [CAR JUST LITERALLY FALLS APART]
@LostFelicia: Him: You're on a diet. Why buy all this candy? Me: Because the alternative is called stealing.
@ericsshadow: One time I got fired for being too drunk. Not for being drunk. For being too drunk. I miss that place.