@doktorj: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."
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@heyitsJudeD: Son: have you checked the chicken? Is it ok? Me:*opens oven door* you ok in there? Not too hot for you is it?
@erikbransteen: Future Headline: “Trump Caught On Tape Eating Newborn Babies, Hillary Caught Using Friend's Netflix Password Undecideds Still On The Fence”