@TheGoodGodAbove: The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint
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@tdwyer618: The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
@ladyignoble: Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked.
@sarcasticmommy4: Thanks to daylight saving time, my kids now have an extra hour to fight with each other.
@BackrowSeats: I'll sleep when I'm dead. I'll sleep tonight as well. There's also a pretty good chance I'll take a nap soon.