Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter
The only way I’d want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end.
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I made fun of a lady swaddling her dog in a blanket and she overheard and turns out it wasn’t a dog it was her baby hey have a great Monday.
Arcade Fire: great band / nerd way to die
professor x: what’s your power?
me: i can cry
professor x: on command?
me: no just when i’m sad or whatever
professor x: you don’t punch a hole in the drywall?
professor x: wow [writes on notepad] logan are you hearing this?
Me yesterday: I’m gonna get so much done during this quarantine
Me today: 2pm time for bed
All the world does is try to tear us apart.
-me to my bed every morning
First airplane parts store: The customer is always Wright
How do spiders drive a van?
10 on top
Where would you like to go?
Get in the Spider Van.
*looks back seductively*
[walks into doorframe]
My husband thinks it’s funny how I have nothing to wear until I pack 4 suitcases for a trip.