@68Cly29: The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties.
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@jackiembouvier: Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be.
@DirtyySouthMess: Me: Talk dirty to me Him: I'm gonna get you in the sheets and we're going to bed early M: God yes H: I won't set an alarm M: Don't stop!
@UtahMomsLife: My father-in-law has 28 grandchildren and 45 great grandchildren and he has an excel spreadsheet that he refers to regularly so he can remember all their names.
@PleaseBeGneiss: Saying “let me show you how it’s done” - arrogant - condescending - vibe killer Saying “this is how we do it” - it’s Friday night and I feel alright - the party's here on the west side - so I reach for my 40 and I turn it up - designated driver take the keys to my truck