@vivalacrap: I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex

@kngarou: My car keeps doing that thing where I get in it and suddenly I'm at the McDonald's drive-thru

@Lisabug74: Mirror mirror on the wall, please make me look like a mix between emaciated and "I'd hit that."

@jonnysun: 4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history

@pixelatedboat: Is there something I can hang around my neck to show that I'm a big fan of crucifixions?