@Bearslietoo: The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you. So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM....
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@Marlebean: Hostess:There's a 45 min wait Me:Do you know who I am? I have THOUSANDS of followers! H:Let me ask my manager *2 min later H:It'll be 43 min
@_youhadonejob1: Meanwhile in London.
@MariyaAlexander: What kind of outfit says "I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you"?
@UncleDuke1969: felt cute might bury dad later idk
@SondraDeeMe: I'm the only woman at this baby shower who doesn't have a baby. They better ooh and aah over my bassinet of deviled eggs.
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