captions that need to die:
“so i did a thing”
“today was ok” –a photo of a situation that is clearly more than ok
“he’s alright I guess”
The problem with speaking the truth is..
..you assume others do too
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That’s the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he’s a wizard.
Judge: how do you plead?
Guy: well usually to my wife
Judge: haha I feel ya brother, bailiff please fist-bump the defendant
If God didn’t intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started
My 4yo just asked me if I was there when we went to Disney 6 weeks ago for 5 days, so I’m obviously making a huge impact in her life.
The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
When your pharmacist actually wants you to die.
Historic moments in rap.
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Most people don’t know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds.