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@meganamram: The reason football players wear helmets is to stop them from kissing
@DearAuntAbby: Your call is important to us, we'll interrupt calming music every 30secs for the next 20mins to remind you that your call is important to us
@SkinnerSteven: The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
@rickolantern: Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn
@torrami: Get an attack dog, name it Anxiety, laugh and laugh and laugh at Anxiety attacks.
@BrickStoneNews: Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?