Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Follow us on Instagram. That's it, don't make us say cringy things like YouTubers say at the end of their videos. Click here to follow us

@joshgondelman: The rush I get from completing a crossword puzzle leads me to believe that trying hard drugs would destroy my life within hours.

The rush I get from completing a crossword puzzle leads me to believe that trying hard drugs would destroy my life within hours.
1 comments

COMMENTS

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE

@ch000ch: date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob

1

@BoomBoomBetty: Me, hands in the air: woo! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. My doctor: *rips up prescription she just wrote for codeine cough syrup

1

@Jake_Vig: THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love.

17

@1CleverGirl1: 3 days ago I ate my daughters's m&m's while she was napping. When she woke I told her the cat ate 'em She's still mad at the cat. Dumb kid.

80

@okimstillhungry: I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned.

1
↑