@pittdave13: The term minivan implies the existence of a more spacious yet less practical mega van
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@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself? ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
@junejuly12: When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard
@NOT_UmaThurman: [Jesus on a blind date] Christians: "Hmm, you seemed whiter in your profile picture"
@VampireIguana: Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally