@KenJennings: The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan.
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@JVarsityCaptain: Ladies, wonder if he's busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before.
@globetrottgirl: Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?
@chuuew: ME: I want a koi swimming downstream TATTOO ARTIST: Ah yes. That's very symbolic. You must be very spiritual? ME: Ya ha. Also, put a pop-tart in its mouth