@KenJennings: The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan.
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@JustDontBugMe: I wanted to buy your kid a drum set for her birthday to annoy you but she hates drums. So instead I bought her a haunted porcelain doll that gets up and plays the drums at 3am
@Sorrowscopes: Gemini: You may find yourself wondering if you're dreaming or not. A simple test is to punch a cop in the face.