[First day as Narrator]
Me: So, I just say the opposite of what the speaker said? I can handle that.
Narrator Trainer: But he could not.
The Ugly Duckling is my favorite story about how everything is okay as long as you eventually become hot.
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I’d be amazed.
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and a cheeseburger too.
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Me: the pilot
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