@jctwritesstuff: The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out.
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@Tmoney68: Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born.
@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.
@_ISpeakTrue: Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents