The Wizard of Oz (1939): A Kansas runaway discovers the psychedelic powers of blunt-force head trauma.

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If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield’s, I’d probably shit my pants.


Whatcha eating over there? It sounds crunchy.

Hannibal Lecter: Doritoes


*blows perfect Jesus fish with cigarette smoke*


[at movie theatre]

Wife: Shhhhhhhhhhh
Son: …
Daughter: …
Me (whispers): …it


Dog: *sniffing tree for a long time*

Me: What was that all about?

Dog: “Urine: A Novel,” by Spot. I enjoyed it. Well-paced, interesting plot, good character development.


Many parents are faced with a daunting task during the quarantine: how to ground a child when we’re all grounded.


Being an adult

Pros)You can eat anything you want

Cons)You can’t eat anything you want