@louisvirtel

The worst scene in La La Land is when Emma Stone gives Ryan Gosling permission to save jazz because she already solved racism in The Help.

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@realHamOnWry

What did I learn getting fired today?

Never walk behind your boss, poke his bald spot and yell, “Hey, you’ve got a hole in your haircut”.

@Jenny4ashley

How to lose weight:

1. Name your kid Weight
2. Take it to the mall

@Ygrene

The male version of pamphlets are jimphlets, thank you for your time

@Marlebean

*Frantically checks the time*
OMG I THINK I’M LATE oh wait that was yesterday

@RawspberryJamb

“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it’s yours”

– Inventors of boomerangs

@Scriblit

Why did they make Courtney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow.

@robfee

Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.

@dafloydsta

My 5 stages of grief:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Are you gonna eat that?

@PatsATweetin

Agent: I have a script for you.

Daniel Radcliffe: Is it weird?

Agent: Yes.

Radcliffe: I’ll do it.