The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you.

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Store Employee: That’s Karen. She works here


If my iPod doesn’t work in the next few minutes, I’m throwing it in the river.

It can either sync or swim.


Her: Are you getting off early today?



MAN!! My boss is always all “Blah blah blah!”, “You’re late!”, and “Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!”


Wife: Guess what I did

Me: Captured Bigfoot?

Wife: I got a great deal on kid’s clothes

Me: Just so I’m clear, Bigfoot is still out there?


My wife can spot me dropping a single crumb anywhere in our house from 50 feet away but her car looks like a Starbucks exploded inside of it.


It’s all fun and games until HR sends an email with “Your Twitter Account” in the subject line.