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The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about.
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I’m sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion.
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The awkward moment when you say, “I love you,” then the pizza delivery guy says, “That’ll be $12.46, please.”
I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she’ll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
Welcome back to school kids. Please form an orderly line.
If you don’t already have a highly contagious virus, one will be assigned to you.
If you forget what it’s like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart
Obama: Didn’t think he’d be late
Biden: I gave him the wrong address
Obama: Joe he’s the president-elect
Biden: idgaf what they call him
Sorry I’m breaking up with you but you have terrible taste in women