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@NotTodayEric: them: talk is cheap
me: two talks please
@ddsmidt: I imagine if I had a job doing manual labor, I'd be in great shape.
Then I do 15 minutes of manual labor and reality comes back into focus.
@WowYoureFunny: If the doorbell rings, its normal to drop, shimmy across the floor, press your body to the wall & not breath till the person is gone, right?
@BillMc7: I see your point. You're right. My timing could have been much better. I'm sorry I proposed to you at your father's funeral.
@just1fool: Hey, little bird! Maybe you wouldn't have to move your head around so much looking for threats if you didn't make so much god damn noise!
@Sean_Hegarty: My laptop has a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking.