@bridger_w: "Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years." -Me to some dishes in my sink
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@Storminika: You ever lied so much on a resume, you're actually shocked that they gave you the job? I mean look at me, do I look like an astronaut?
@Ygrene: Me: big day today Brain: we're ready Me: yep Brain: not like last time Me: what Brain: when you wrote 'gren' on the colors test Me: I was 5 Brain: don't blow it today