therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?

me: add to cart

therapist: no

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At some point, you’d think there’d be a governmental inquiry into the excessively high escape rate of Gotham City’s penitentiaries.


WAITER: how was everything
ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u
WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly


ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?


The first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is stupid.


We’re having lobsters for dinner .

Update – we have pet lobsters now