@Bluestmoon_: There are pants in the bathroom trash can at work, so someone is having a worse day than you.
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@jonnysun: a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head
@MartaEffing: Her: omg, I'm SO happy for you! Me: *shaking head* No, no, no... I said I got 'enraged', today. Not 'engaged'.
@HomeWithPeanut: [Cave, present day] Archeologist [Finding a cave painting] Wow! This is incredible! [Cave, thousands of years ago] Caveman [Finding paint smeared on wall] What the...KIIIIIIIDDDDS!