I hate when you’re having sex and you accidentally yell out the wrong Ninja turtle
There are rumours floating around that Canada’s Prime Minister isn’t a nice guy.
They’re not Trudeau.
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A triumphant is an especially successful elephant.
[creating a sloth]
God: Take that roadkill over there and make it blink
“Do you have any questions?”
– Yeah, inTitanic why did Jack sink when he died but everyone else floated?
Her: I like bad boys
Me: Could you hang on a minute?
*Returns 20 minutes later just soaked in blood*
Me: Go on…
*Creator of Charlie Brown sits down to draw a cartoon*
What do eight-year-old boys look like again? Bald? It’s bald, right?
Hot Girl: Hey, u single?
Me: I am.
HG: Cool, can I take this extra chair?
Nature fact: The female cat gives birth to the body and head of her kittens separately and has to screw the head in like a lightbulb.
Son, your father and I have something to tell you – you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.