@MAB1013: There are two kinds of people in this world; those that roll up cracker/cereal bags inside the box to maintain freshness, and dipshits.
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@TweetPotato314: When I go jogging, I listen to a portable CD player, so people think I’ve been running for 10 years.
@SketchesbyBoze: everyone says “writers don’t matter” until two guys with no clue how to tell a story are tasked with bringing an end to your favorite show.
@HatfieldAnne: It’s my potent alchemy of humility and charisma that has you off-kilter. Give yourself a moment to adjust.
@poutinesmoothie: Whenever I hear snapping, I always fear I’m walking into a battle between rival gangs from West Side Story.