There is no cool way to zip up your pants during a meeting.

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That unrepentant bigot had many flaws, but cordial salutations wasn’t one of them.


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I was so devastated by my divorce that I barely finished the eleventh grade…


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I’m gonna date the first guy to come out of this “Free STD Screenings!” van.



Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.


The average person has sex 89 times a year.

This is gonna be one hell of a week.