10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary:
1) There are 1’s and 0’s
10) There are no 2’s
There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I’ll kill you all.
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I keep having to remind myself that an “oral history” is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
Dad: This note from your calligraphy teacher is very concerning… and stunningly beautiful
Some people around here retweet like it’s coming out of their booze allowance.
My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem.
*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you’re sleeping and whispers*
Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet…
Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice……
*wife is murdered
*looks at mirror
(Written in blood)
“My next what?
*from the closet
“Oh sorry typo I meant you’re.