There should be an option on travel websites that let’s you search for “flights that are least likely to have noisy children”.

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Your 20s: I will strive for goodness and peace in this troubled world.

Your 40s: Every single chair is terrible.


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For every hour that passes without payment, I will teach another hostage “Wonderwall” on acoustic guitar and release him back to you


[creating scorpions]

satan: hey god, can I borrow that lobster for just a second


Alarm clock that releases spiders… NOW you’re up. Million dollar idea.


Hobby Lobby and Chick-Fil-A have one thing in common: I never go there.


No cop can catch a kid on a 10 speed.

-every 80s movie with cops chasing kids on 10 speeds.


I like the word “panties” so much I’m going to start using it in place of “cool.” Friend: Check out my new car! Me: Oh man, that’s panties.


GPS: Take the next right.


GPS: Make a U-Turn.

GPS: Make a U-Turn.

Me: [Going 70mph down a hill in a Target shopping cart] I don’t know how to tell you this…


imagining an 18 year old X Æ A-12 trying to think of an online password but just using his name