@kimtopher22: There's a fire burning in my heart, no wait, it's acid reflux, carry on.
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@graceful_asfuck: Family: come play dodgeball Me: nah Fam: oh come on Me: no thanks Fam: JUST PLAY Me: *nails 6 year old in the face*
@fujichia: - much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7
@PaperWash: [on trial for murder] lawyer: have you ever eaten cereal with water me: [sweating] I don’t see how that’s- judge: answer the question