Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
There’s a Gulf between peoples’ appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn’t like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do.
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Christmas movie tip. If you watch Die Hard straight after Love Actually, Alan Rickman will be punished for what he did to Emma Thompson.
Drunk – When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
“Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs.”
“Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?”
Dude that’s not a tire swing its a warning to other tires that trespass in my yard
Why do people say “get well soon”?
Why don’t you want me to get well now?
I’m great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable.
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write “WASH ME” on her face.
Marriage is sweet, but when you marry the wrong person, it’s like COVID-19 you will be recording new cases everyday🤧