@Fallun_Angel: I'm having an out-of-money experience.

@daemonic3: Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?

@richforri: "I'd kill you if I thought I could get away with it".......things that were said to me during my divorce. Hey guy's, she's available!

@TarzanFeathers: Great. My wife is on her exclamation mark.

@jjhartinger: him: who is your fantasy? me: huh? him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? me: the elevator repair man.