@Donna_McCoy

There’s no time capsule quite like the pocket of a coat that’s been in the closet for a year.

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@isabelzawtun

*a movie that’s 100% studio logo animations but the audience doesn’t even notice until 30 minutes in*

@Spaziotwat

[Hospital]
Doctor:”…and so the baby is fine.”
Me:”And my wife?”
Doc:”I’m afraid she’s critical”
Me:”I know! But how is she?”

@djdarrellripley

(Sigh) I thought “The Scarlet Letter” was a book about red stationery….

@SardonicTart

I showered today because I know I won’t want to tomorrow. I’m a planner.

@BavlyOlwy

If you love something set it free,unless it’s a lion. Don’t do that.

@junejuly12

Only recently discovering that math is a branch of science probably explains my math marks in high school.

@LeahTiscione

Don’t tell me you’re coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at “the wake” or whatever

@just1fool

Being misunderstood is an art and apparently I should open a gallery.