@Molly_Kats: There's panic and then there's can't-find-your-tampon-string-panic.
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@Rollinintheseat: When people say “You’re beautiful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise." I want to respond, "Nobody has really been telling me I'm ugly.”
@gilineezy: Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
@pinupteacher: Best thing about living in NY is you can order anything, anytime, and 30 minutes later it shows up. You see here? This here is an orangutan.
@MableGertrude: Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks.