@Molly_Kats: There's panic and then there's can't-find-your-tampon-string-panic.
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@novicefather: QA Manager: And what is the protocol when an aircraft comes inbound with a suspected Ebola case? "WTF. Planes can catch this shit too?"
@rad_milk: taking a hotdog out of the microwave and checking it with a meat thermometer then frowning and putting it back in